Part 12

Superman has his phone booth: the Weathermen have Starbuck's bathroom. We changed there for convenience: it was nearby, private and right on a corner-- It was a drive thru with a small rear bathroom unseen to most driving by. Downside was it was same drive thru I bought coffee at for the news staff every day, so we tried to be inconspicuous and kept our heads down as we slipped in the back. Inside, the bathroom was as filthy as we were: sticky floors, sticky socks, sticky doors and sticky cocks.

We had to change fast-- hard putting on skin-tight suits when you're hard: a real challenge to fast change with a smokin-hot partner. 

The stall was cramped. I told Jack that we'd have about the same amount of room in a phone booth. Jack rubbed my codpiece and said, "But phone booths are so passé." 

I wondered how superheroes changed so fast? I decided there were two reasons, and we were it. Only one Superman, only one Spiderman, only one Ironman; there were two of us. 

Ever tried to get your freak on in 36 inch wide bathroom?

Yeah, two horny  Weathermen. Jack was my problem, and I was his. Christ, he groped my ass, and I turned to some much melted American cheese. And of course, I just couldn't let Jack's fondling pass-- one feel deserves another. I groped his front. I couldn't stop thinking about how amazing Jack's buns of steel looked in cornflower blue spandex. I pretended to help him, when what I really was doing was feeling him up. Next thing I knew, my hands were down his super leotards, and Jack's wet spot had spread out all over his super extremities. 

I checked my watch. So far it had taken us eighteen minutes and five seconds to shop and six minutes and thirty-two seconds to change, and with the six minutes we blew talking at Channel 6, that left us less than thirty minutes to find Nefarious and foil her plan. There was a need for seed... um... I mean speed.

Jack was the one who reined us in. "Whoa! We've got to get ready. And you've got to get your super-hearing into gear-- start listening for Nefarious."

Yeah, he was right. We needed to save the world. I took my hand out of that the front of that fine blue spandex and set my super ears on auditory alert. Setting? Super-sensitive. With a bit of fine-tuning, I heard the unmistakable crack of a whip, crush of  leather thighs and cackle of a madwoman. I'd located her, and she was in the same hemisphere.

We were ready. It was Jack's turn to follow me. I felt his hot breath on my neck as I flung the door open.

 I knew it was corny saying it, but I couldn't help myself. 

"Up, up and away!" 

It didn't take long: we were either really, really fast or time just flies by when you're having fun. Either way, I pointed down.

We landed behind some large boulders on the icy tundra. 

"Shit!" Jack said. "It's cold in this damned outfit! Where the hell are we? Iceland?"

"Sh-h-h! No, Greenland."

"But there's fucking ice and snow all over! This can't be Greenland!"

"No, Iceland is green. Greenland is ice."

"Who the fuck cares! It's cold! And where's Nefarious' evil lair?"

I hate the cold, too, but no sense bitching. I got busy and looked for an opening by feeling around the rocks and ice. Jack started helping me.

"Why do you think Nefarious chose this place?" I wondered aloud. 

"Maybe it helps preserve her," Jack chuckled, then his face turned serious. "A door." We were both brushing the snow away when it opened. We stepped through, and the door echoed shut behind us. We were trapped in the dark, then suddenly, the room came alive with flashes and prisms shining from below. We crept toward the lights. The passageway opened into a large, cold room. A huge sophisticated graphic touch-screen filled the wall in front of us.

"Welcome to Nefarious Enterprises," came a deep, disembodied male voice. "Your business is important to us. Please select and touch the control panel button which corresponds to the personnel with whom you wish to interface."

"I think this is the button," Jack pointed. "It reads, 'Office of Supreme Evil.'"

"That would be it," I said. 

Jack pressed the screen. The wall hissed, then groaned as it lifted. Jack smirked. "I think we have an invitation."

TBC

Where should Nefarious unleash her furry?

You decide...

[Poll #1328728]

From: [identity profile] anony-mouse19.livejournal.com

Iceland is green. Greenland is ice


LMAO Wankendorf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bwahahaha xD
bu whoa i don't know if i can choose a continent,that's tough.

I pretended to help him, when what I really was doing was feeling him up. lol, so smooth Ennis! :D

i love this.thank you.

From: [identity profile] el-wing.livejournal.com

Re: Iceland is green. Greenland is ice


Thanks so much. I can't decide either on what to do-- that's why I decided to leave it up to my readers.

Thanks so much. I had fun looking up funny city names. Wankendorf is the best!

From: [identity profile] anony-mouse19.livejournal.com

Re: Iceland is green. Greenland is ice


omg they're real?!i thought you made them up!lmao.
if i ever go by Wankendorf i'll stop and take photos for you. xD
i think that's the best one too.

From: [identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com

Re: Iceland is green. Greenland is ice


I guess I should have let everyone know-- the real city names are far funnier than anything I could come up with.

From: [identity profile] el-wing.livejournal.com

Re: Iceland is green. Greenland is ice


I kind of like the idea of Shag Island too. When I was picking the cities, I was thinking of possible scenarios to go with each title-- that one was good!

And yes, I do know that there's a Batman in Turkey!

From: [identity profile] tmn1966.livejournal.com


You make me laugh so hard, El.

There was a need for seed... um... I mean speed.

And gosh, it's hard to make a choice in the poll. And what the heck, I did miss the previous chapter. I'm glad I got a chance to catch up and see all those wonderful illustrations. I like the same one you do as well.

This is such fun! I'm glad you're continuing with it.

Teri

From: [identity profile] el-wing.livejournal.com


Glad I mentioned the previous chapter since it'd be a shame not to see those luscious cod pieces...

Thanks. The need for seed continues.

el

From: [identity profile] george66.livejournal.com

The Weathermen part 12


el_wing,

I'm playing catch-up with chapter 11 and this on. Girl...you are altogether awesome!! Your gift for humor is unmatched. This is hands down the funniest story currently out there about our boys. My GOD!!! I can't stop laughing. Your inventiveness is an out loud scream. You are seriously kicking it to high heaven. Everything about this story is camp, hilarious and ALIVE with good, sexy, hot humor!!

I can't wait to see what our super duos will to stop the evil Nefarious. Because God knows I can only imagine! LMAO!!!!

george

From: [identity profile] el-wing.livejournal.com

Re: The Weathermen part 12


Thanks, George. Knew you'd appreciate the sexy outfit part last time ;)

Thanks for reading. They need to foil Nefarious. What will they do?! Check in next week to find out.

el


From: [identity profile] mariez65.livejournal.com


el, if you could bottle your imagination and humor you'd make a fortune :)

..sticky floors, sticky socks, sticky doors and sticky cocks..

LOL. Wait until Nefarious gets a look at her rivals! Thanks!

Marie

From: [identity profile] el-wing.livejournal.com


I revised that section about five times before I got it down. Glad you liked the sticky cocks ;)

Thanks for reading.

el

From: [identity profile] ramona4jake.livejournal.com


OMG ! What can nefarious do to two men ....that are not interested in women ?!!!!! Your humor is awesome, cannot wait what you'll do next, thank you !!

From: [identity profile] el-wing.livejournal.com


What could Nefarious do? Shoot off an erection rocket or maybe a masturbation bomb? Who knows.

thanks,
el

From: [identity profile] joetheone.livejournal.com

Hot pants


well, it looks like the boys have their work cut out for them. I hope they can restrain themselves a little to save the world. I think all men should feel the wrath of the dildo to loosen them up and so they realize just how much pleasure can be had by the penetration. Joe

From: [identity profile] el-wing.livejournal.com

Re: Hot pants


Hot pants indeed. Going to Dildo might loosen them up-- but then again, don't we all like Knob Lick?

Thanks, Joe.

el

From: [identity profile] trekfan.livejournal.com


I love this, it's hysterical. I want those superheroes to come here to help end any dildo shortages (are there any?)



From: [identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com


I don't think there could ever be a dildo shortage-- I mean, as long as a person thinks creatively there's loads of possibilities!

From: [identity profile] trekfan.livejournal.com


very true and you certainly are thinking outside the box. I love it! Have you ever seen SNL's the ambigously gay duo?

These guys almost remind me of them (in their tight fitting costumes) oh that the world had more superheroes like Ennis and Jack (and weathermen too. The last weatherman that turned me on is Sam Champion, he was doing local work for ABC in NY but now is on Good Morning America)

Oh and he is gay also


From: [identity profile] equally-dour.livejournal.com


I can't make up my mind about the poll, all the cities have such awesome names *pouts*

LOLOL at Jack bitching about the cold, that is so HIM. :D




From: [identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com


It looks like Shag Island has taken an early lead.

I through that one in about Jack and the cold. It is so him.

thanks,
el

From: [identity profile] annabuffy.livejournal.com


Every chapter gets better. I love the sticky everything and up, up and away. But my favorite is The Office of Supreme Evil. Nothing like being obvious.

From: [identity profile] el-wing.livejournal.com


Thanks. Sticky cocks might go well with Knob Lick, don't you think?

Glad you enjoyed the Office of Supreme Evil. More to come.

el

From: [identity profile] bentgyro.livejournal.com


We have a Fanny Bay in BC. I went out with an man from Ireland and he made stop as we went by and take a picture of the sign. Same with australians. I'm Canadlian and I don't get it - sometimes I am thick (as British people say). This was funny!
Thanks!
HT

From: [identity profile] el-wing.livejournal.com


I know-- just in Michigan there are loads of funny names like Hell, Climax and of all name, Gay. The sign on I-94 for Climax was on a Rolling Stones video once!

Thanks for reading.

el

From: [identity profile] dark-dreymer.livejournal.com


Before I say anything else: those town names rock! XD There's a town nearby to where I live called Beaver and it always made me and my friends giggle, but it's nothing compared to Wankendorf, so adding it to the list of places to visit on our trip across Europe :D

I still find it hysterical that it's Nefarious's Furry, was that intentional since you made a mistake first time and so are gonna stick with it, or will she genuinely have an army of people who draw cartoon animals? XD

The bit about getting changed made me laugh, no way would Superman be able to get changed so quick if he was trapped in that space with a guy as hot as Jack or Ennis (Or preferably both :P)

I totally love this whole series, it always brightens up my day when there's an update ^^

From: [identity profile] el-wing.livejournal.com


I've heard of school mascots being called the Beaver. Imagine all the jokes surrounding that! I do think Wankendorf is the funniest though.

On Nefarious' Furry-- yes, it started out as a dyslexic mistake on my part, but it was so funny that I decided to let it stand and play with the idea. No, the army won't draw cartoon animals, but I have something in mind of when she releases her "Furry."

Thanks so much.

el

From: [identity profile] dark-dreymer.livejournal.com


I've heard of school mascots being called the Beaver. Oh, I'd feel bad for the person in the costume. Esp. if it was a guy XD

but I have something in mind of when she releases her "Furry." Okay, either it's a pet of some kind or her ladyparts XD I can just imagine her surprise when neither Jack nor Ennis is interested though :P

From: [identity profile] fridayblues.livejournal.com


lololol
OMG you're making my stomach ache lolol I can't stop smiling. The idea of the guys groping while chaging is too funny. I think they forgot for the while that they need to get going to ahhhh Greenland with ice! heh heh
Thanks for the laugh.
xxx

From: [identity profile] el-wing.livejournal.com


Thanks, Blues! One good grope deserves another, but there's a time business and a time for pleasure-- it's just so damn "hard" when you have a hawt partner!

el

From: [identity profile] youreallmorons.livejournal.com


Hysterically funny. Now you need to write something for It's Always Sunny...


From: [identity profile] lorna59.livejournal.com


I just knew Australia would be a likely candidate for Nefarious's fury, I just hope that those that voted for Australia did it for humanitarian reasons that we have a small population not because you hate us Aussies. Wonder why Africa was not included?

I actually lived in Fannie(not Fanny) Bay, Darwin, Australia for a few years.

It was all good of course but this line really appealed to me "Inside, the bathroom was as filthy as we were: sticky floors, sticky socks, sticky doors and sticky cocks."

This is so much good fun, I continue to enjoy your story immensely.

Thank you
Lorna
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