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The next morning I woke up in bed with him. He looked normal--no visible signs of extra arms. I looked normal too. No third eye.
Jack flopped over and yawned.
"Crazy night," he said.
"Yeah," I said. "I had this dream we were both struck by lightning and turned into superheroes."
"Me too," he said, sitting up.
"Maybe it really did happen," I said, examining the singed sheets under him.
Jack nodded and eyed me seriously.
He swept me into one of those superhero kisses only with twice as much tongue, then pulled back and eyed me seriously.
I guess his tentacles were saved for times like when he needed to rescue derailed trains or to fuck frustrated meteorologists.
"So, I take this is going to be more than a one night stand," Jack said, shooting me a solar gigawatt smile.
"Hope so," I said, shooting him back what I hoped was smile equivalent if not greater than his. Maybe a power up with a gigavolt to the heart-- or head-- would work. I wouldn't mind starting my day fucking like a couple of radioactive rabbits.
I tried to radiate my psychic energies to make a pass with my mind (or more than a pass if I could). His eyes widened and he shouted, "Hell, what's that?! What the fuck is that?!"
"Fucking you with my head."
Jack panted and moaned while I watched. Damn, our very first brain fuck.
I had to write this on my calendar.
Enough of this not touching, though. I threw his legs over my shoulder and fucked with my dick and my head. I had him screaming my name as his head banged into the headboard. He was smoking without a cigarette.
This time, no retractable tentacles.
We finished with one extra-loud whack from the other side of the wall and Jack yelling, "What's that?!"
"Oh," I said with one last thrust, "that's Old Lady Cravitz pounding on the wall."
We collapsed to the bed, out of breath.
After a few minutes, I got out my Zigzags, my baggie and rolled a fat one.
"So," I said, as I took a hit and passed it to him, "when do we start saving the world?"
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Ok, this has got to be one of the funniest things EVER! :D :D :D
And dude, Mrs Cravitz is one lucky old lady LOL
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Camilla
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His eyes widened and he shouted, "Hell, what's that?! What the fuck is that?!"
"Fucking you with my head."
Jack panted and moaned while I watched. Damn, our very first brain fuck.
Mmm, yumm. Head fucking is indeed a very fine and novel thing -I've tried it a few times myself - but I'm glad Ennis remembers that nothing can replace the joys of fucking Jack the good old fashioned way....
Enough of this not touching, though. I threw his legs over my shoulder and fucked with my dick and my head. I had him screaming my name as his head banged into the headboard.
I think no superpower is worth giving that up!
This is a very funny story. You are a funny lady.
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LOL!!!! hysterical........hee hee
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I love reading this! : )
Debra
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Did I get carried away? Sorry it's just because I'm still laughing at that last line.
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that was my favorite line.
this a great story, very funny.
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ROFL!!! Damn, the great lines come as fast and furious as they do! Funny, funny stuff - and a perfect rhythm to the writing. Thanks, el!
Marie
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Thanks. I wasn't voted class clown for nothin
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Thanks, Joe
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Thanks,
el
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Thanks. I like my last line the best too.
el
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Thanks, Marie.
love,
el
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Linda
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Wonderful chapter. I'm so glad you're sharing this fun story with us.
Teri
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Thanks!
HT
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Thanks,
el
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el
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brain%20fuck
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(this replaces the term "well don't screw with it just leave it alone." Which could have been used in BBM when Ennis said the tent didn't look right. Jack could have said "well don't brainfuck with it just let it be")
Thanks for enlightening me
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"Fucking you with my head."
I THOUGHT ALL THE WAYS J & E CAN HAVE SEX WERE ALREADY WRITTEN.
GUESS I WAS WRONG... I LIKE THIS ONE!!
THANKS FOR ANOTHER CHAPTER
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Still, like Alex said, nothing like the good old fashioned way.
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""Hope so," I said, shooting him back what I hoped was smile equivalent if not greater than his.."
Thank you
Lorna
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Ah, keep givin´it to us... this ROCKS!!!!!
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