The Weathermen Part 6

[happy_never_after]

As fast as a comet and hotter than the sun, Jack thundered into me. I swear, I could take a pounding, but he hammered into me like Thor. He had this sudden ability to feel me up all over all at once, like he'd grown eight arms. Eight arms to hold me--eight electrical appendages, like the mighty tentacles of our lord and savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, only maybe not as magnificent. Well, maybe almost as magnificent. He's not a god. At least not the last time I checked.

"What the hell is going on?" Jack asked, slipping out of me. 

Then I realized, all those arms, weren't my imagination. He lit up the room up with his freaky feelers. Yes, I guess he did have tentacles of light. Not eight, like the spaghetti god, just two extra. They flicked and whipped the air around us.

"You aren't going to violate me with those, are you?" I asked hopefully. 

Because I did. I really did. 

"No," he said, "I'm not going to invade your anal cavity or wring your dick out with these ethereal, auxiliary appendages--no, I'm not."

But he did. He really did.

Alarming how precise the tip of an electric tentacle is.

TBC

Comments

[lorna59.livejournal.com]

Well I am not quite sure that I got it but I liked it nonetheless, your quirkiness is very engaging.

Thank you
Lorna

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Thanks. It is a bit strange, but fun to write.

el

The Weathermen Part 6

[bmshirts.livejournal.com]

Oh My!! Jack with two, yes TWO, extra hands!! Hee! Hee! Ennis is in for some great loving now.
They have to talk about their new powers and how to use them.
Ennis now has 3, Jack has 2. Seems Jack needs another one?
Love this story!
Thanks. Carole

Re: The Weathermen Part 6

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

I can see loads of benefits for electrical hands. Jack will never have to recharge his i-pod.

Thanks,
el

[annabirmingham.livejournal.com]

The last line made me LOL!! I love how you write - more please!! :)
Anna x

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome.

Thanks, Anna,
el

[dark-dreymer.livejournal.com]

This is so effing insane, I just absolutely love it! ^^

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Insanity is my middle name.

el

[mariez65.livejournal.com]

LMAO!!! el, you're a freaking genius, I swear! Not only witty and smart and weirdly erotic - but a tongue twister on top of it all - ethereal, auxiliary appendages-- Ha! Thanks!

Marie

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Glad you like it so much. Thanks *blushes*

el

[trekfan.livejournal.com]

oh how I wished for an extra set of arms, especially when my hands are full. But Jack has them now and he is putting them to good use!

have I said how much I like this drabble?

good work E

Hugs
Linda

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Retractable arms could come in handy.

Thanks, Linda

Hugs back.
el

[trekfan.livejournal.com]

LOL I would love that.

Hugs

Linda

Hmm

[joetheone.livejournal.com]

Ok well I have been in a few orgies in my time but a guy with that many appendages well sounds like fun to me. Joe

Re: Hmm

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Yes, I've known a few guys that I thought had eight arms, but never the real thing.

Thanks, Joe

el

[tmn1966.livejournal.com]

This story is very surprising. Extra appendages, had to say I didn't see that coming. Guess Jack and Ennis aren't complaining, so I won't either. ;)

Very clever and witty story. Thank you for sharing it. :)

Teri

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

I don't think Ennis saw them coming either. ;)

Thanks so much.

el

[ramona4jake.livejournal.com]

This is insanely funny ! Ennis is one lucky guy, but why did Jack stop ?
Thank you so much !

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Jack had to stop to switch over from penis to other appendage... ;)

[(Anonymous)]

"You aren't going to violate me with those, are you?" I asked hopefully.

Ha - I love the "I asked hopefully" part. This has been a really cute and amusing series. :)

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

I laughed out loud when I wrote that line. Glad you liked it too.

el

[adahleah.livejournal.com]

wow this is crazy, but i really like it.

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much.
el

[bentgyro.livejournal.com]

This is wierd but funny!
Thanks!
HT

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Very weird.

Thanks!

el

[rt-in-town.livejournal.com]

Tentacular Jack.... rather creepy, to be honest! But what I'm really looking forward to is finding out how Ennis will ravish Jack back.... I can't wait to find out what sort of erotic power makes Jack into a melted pile of goo in turn! We surely can't get too far into Brokeback intimacy with Jack's anal passage still virgin and excruciatingly unviolated for long!
--Alex

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Yes, he is creepy, but the electrical arms are retractable. On the powers of Ennis, ah, now I'm looking forward to writing that chapter.

Thanks, Alex. Jack will have his turn soon...

el

[fl1789.livejournal.com]

ha,ha This is so weird!! :-DD
you have a weird,weird mind!!! Thank you for share it w/us!

fl.

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Yes, a weird mind ;) Thanks.

el

[grlewis.livejournal.com]

oh no! two arms of light grown onto jack. i swear they must be relatives of light sabres. lol. what a story, gr

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

The arms only appear when there's action afoot (that includes bed-action).

el

[elena-62.livejournal.com]

Hi, el_wing!

These drabbles are getting weirder and funnier at the same time. Well done!

You shouldn't make fun of subjects soon-to-be-teached in US schools though (The Flying Spaghetti Monster) ;-)

Thank you for writing!

Antonella

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Well, our science department at our school hasn't taught this yet, but maybe soon.

el

[elena-62.livejournal.com]

Sometimes you have to laugh to avoid crying!
Long live Darwin! No, in fact, even better: *God save Darwin!*

Ciao

A

[tndmbk42.livejournal.com]

Whoa. This is weird! But since I am somewhat weird myself, that must be why I love it. :) Boy, with Jack having extra super-electrical appendages, Ennis must have almost blown a socket. So does he have these things all the time or do they only come out on demand? Wonder what you're gonna cook up for Ennis' special newly acquired talents?!

Kathy

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

They only come out on demand (or at least when he's agitated or excited, later he'll be able to call them out).

Thanks, Kathy!

el

[soulan.livejournal.com]

Alarming how precise the tip of an electric tentacle is.

That line alone got me squirming in my chair!

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Maybe a bit too silly, but effective.

[sweetje.livejournal.com]

Verrrry Innnnterrestingk! as Arte Johnson used to say on Laugh-In. I know, I'm showing my age with these memories, but I can't help myself. You're rubbing off on me, and I love it!
Great, strange story! : )
Debra

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

I remember them too. Shows both of our ages!

Thanks, Debra,

el

[samtyr.livejournal.com]

Win. :)