The Weathermen Part 7

[happy_never_after]

The next morning I woke up in bed with him. He looked normal--no visible signs of extra arms. I looked normal too. No third eye. 

Jack flopped over and yawned.

"Crazy night," he said.

"Yeah," I said. "I had this dream we were both struck by lightning and turned into superheroes."

"Me too," he said, sitting up.

"Maybe it really did happen," I said, examining the singed sheets under him. 

Jack nodded and eyed me seriously. 

He swept me into one of those superhero kisses only with twice as much tongue, then pulled back and eyed me seriously. 

I guess his tentacles were saved for times like when he needed to rescue derailed trains or to fuck frustrated meteorologists.

"So, I take this is going to be more than a one night stand," Jack said, shooting me a solar gigawatt smile.

"Hope so," I said, shooting him back what I hoped was smile equivalent if not greater than his. Maybe a power up with a gigavolt to the heart-- or head-- would work. I wouldn't mind starting my day fucking like a couple of radioactive rabbits. 

I tried to radiate my psychic energies to make a pass with my mind (or more than a pass if I could). His eyes widened and he shouted, "Hell, what's that?! What the fuck is that?!"

"Fucking you with my head."

Jack panted and moaned while I watched. Damn, our very first brain fuck. 

I had to write this on my calendar. 

Enough of this not touching, though. I threw his legs over my shoulder and fucked with my dick and my head. I had him screaming my name as his head banged into the headboard.  He was smoking without a cigarette.

This time, no retractable tentacles. 

We finished with one extra-loud whack from the other side of the wall and Jack yelling, "What's that?!" 

"Oh," I said with one last thrust, "that's Old Lady Cravitz pounding on the wall."

We collapsed to the bed, out of breath. 

After a few minutes, I got out my Zigzags, my baggie and rolled a fat one.

"So," I said, as I took a hit and passed it to him, "when do we start saving the world?"

TCB

Comments

[equally-dour.livejournal.com]

Radioactive rabbits, brain fucks?

Ok, this has got to be one of the funniest things EVER! :D :D :D

And dude, Mrs Cravitz is one lucky old lady LOL

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much. I do like to figuratively fuck with their brains-- then what would be better than to literally do it?

el

The Weathermen Part 7

[bmshirts.livejournal.com]

This keeps getting better and better! Brain fuck?! Old Lady Cravitz? I haven't had so much fun reading in a while.
Thanks. Carole

Re: The Weathermen Part 7

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Carole. I'm having fun with this while trying to write the next chapter of Big Bang. I'm taking a break to answer these great comments like yours.

el

[camillar.livejournal.com]

Oh man! "Fucking you with my head" That's gotta be one of the sexiest things I've ever heard Ennis say! Love this!
Camilla

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Why thank ya! Glad you like sexy head fucks.

el

[rt-in-town.livejournal.com]

Hee hee, I love it when Jack is caught by surprise:

His eyes widened and he shouted, "Hell, what's that?! What the fuck is that?!"

"Fucking you with my head."

Jack panted and moaned while I watched. Damn, our very first brain fuck.

Mmm, yumm. Head fucking is indeed a very fine and novel thing -I've tried it a few times myself - but I'm glad Ennis remembers that nothing can replace the joys of fucking Jack the good old fashioned way....

Enough of this not touching, though. I threw his legs over my shoulder and fucked with my dick and my head. I had him screaming my name as his head banged into the headboard.

I think no superpower is worth giving that up!

This is a very funny story. You are a funny lady.

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Yes, fucking the good old fashioned way has its advantages, and it's a hell of a lot easy to describe ;)

Thanks. I wasn't voted class clown for nothin

el

supercharged

[joetheone.livejournal.com]

Just like the energizer bunny rabit they keep going and going and going. That would be wonderful! Joe

Re: supercharged

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

And going, and going, and going.

Thanks, Joe

[ifyoucantfixit2.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!! hysterical........hee hee

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Thanks, (take bow)

el

[rouxb.livejournal.com]

YOU are fucking with MY head. I like it.

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

I'm fucking with everyones head (and I like it)

el

[sweetje.livejournal.com]

Oh, my gosh! This is driving me insane! And, believe me, that's a very short drive!
I love reading this! : )
Debra

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

I have a very short drive too.

Thanks,
el

[dark-dreymer.livejournal.com]

I absolutely adore this fic. The updates are always short, but packed full of enough win to evenly spread out across an entire novel and still win an olympic gold of awesomeness.

Did I get carried away? Sorry it's just because I'm still laughing at that last line.

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

No, not carried away. I love the compliment!

Thanks. I like my last line the best too.

el

[big-heart-june.livejournal.com]

OMFG! head fucking, pot smoking super heroes! I love it *giggles* Love these short incredible updates. Looking forward to more!

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

I like providing them. They're easy to get out of me. I get these bits of inspiration. Thanks.

el

[adahleah.livejournal.com]

He was smoking without a cigarette.

that was my favorite line.

this a great story, very funny.

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

That line just came to me. Thanks.

el

[mariez65.livejournal.com]

I had to write this on my calendar.

ROFL!!! Damn, the great lines come as fast and furious as they do! Funny, funny stuff - and a perfect rhythm to the writing. Thanks, el!

Marie

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Humor must have rhythm or it doesn't work (not to be confused with the rhythm method, which does not work).

Thanks, Marie.

love,
el

[trekfan.livejournal.com]

Oh this is GOOD a brain fuck! :D thanks so much!

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Nothing like a good brain fuck now and then to clear out the cobwebs.

el

[trekfan.livejournal.com]

LOL! well I've heard of brain freezes and brain farts but not brain fucks. new one on me :D

Linda

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

I didn't think this one up-- although I do have a weird imagination. Here are two different meanings...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brain%20fuck

[trekfan.livejournal.com]

wow I had no idea this was an actual word. you learn something new everyday. But somehow I think Ennis and Jack are using it in a different way :D

(this replaces the term "well don't screw with it just leave it alone." Which could have been used in BBM when Ennis said the tent didn't look right. Jack could have said "well don't brainfuck with it just let it be")

Thanks for enlightening me

Linda

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

I don't mind enlightening you-- especially regarding the word "fuck"!

el

[trekfan.livejournal.com]

LOL seems we both have some kind of fetish :D

[tmn1966.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I guess maybe they should start using their super powers for saving the world, huh?

Wonderful chapter. I'm so glad you're sharing this fun story with us.

Teri

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

They will! Only, what part are they going to save first?

Thanks,
el

[bentgyro.livejournal.com]

This is so funny, so wierd! I love it!
Thanks!
HT

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much for taking time to comment.

el

[fl1789.livejournal.com]

"Hell, what's that?! What the fuck is that?!"

"Fucking you with my head."

I THOUGHT ALL THE WAYS J & E CAN HAVE SEX WERE ALREADY WRITTEN.

GUESS I WAS WRONG... I LIKE THIS ONE!!

THANKS FOR ANOTHER CHAPTER

FL.

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

I hoped mind fucking was new. Just think of all the positions they could mentally get into...

Still, like Alex said, nothing like the good old fashioned way.

[lorna59.livejournal.com]

Besides the brain f which was obviously brilliant I really love this line
""Hope so," I said, shooting him back what I hoped was smile equivalent if not greater than his.."

Thank you
Lorna

[el-wing.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I was remember those old days of algebra...

el

[samtyr.livejournal.com]

Win, and win. XD

[elwings-things.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[browneyes67.livejournal.com]

You are one crazy piece of fuckin´ brilliance, el! You certainly bring this kinda fic into a whole new dimension, geeez... you´re not a bad 'brainfucker' yourself, btw, ´cause my brain is rendered senseless by the wit of those fingers of yours.
Ah, keep givin´it to us... this ROCKS!!!!!

[elwings-things.livejournal.com]

Gosh thanks! I'm posting Big Bang in the next few days and then I can add a few new parts to this fic!