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The Weathermen Part 11
Part 11
"One hour?" Jack said. "That gives us about a half an hour to shop, ten to change, fifteen minutes to locate Nefarious' evil lair, four minutes for witty banter, and five minutes to find, then disengage the doomsday devise."
"Wait a moment. Shop?" I asked. "Why do we need to shop?"
"Well, we can't go dressed like this! I'm not flying the friendly skies again in the altogether-- too cold-- and you know what they say about shrinkage."
"Fine," I said, setting the timer on my watch. I relinquished myself into Jack's able fashion hands. "But we've already wasted six minutes. We'll have to be quick finding her heinous hideout! Let's get shopping!"
We rushed to the elevator, out the front doors and into the chaotic streets of the city. I looked to Jack-- he seemed to know where he was going.
"Follow me," Jack said. I did, racing behind him in that great fitted suit he still had on from his weather forecast. God, he was hot. I was so busy thinking about those strong thighs that I plowed into him when he stopped short in front of me.
I stood dumbfounded, staring up at the blinking neon sign and into the gaudy storefront window. "House of Newmar? B-but this is a--"
"Dance and costume and apparel shop," Jack nodded, opening the door, then pulling me along by the arm. "I know all the drag queens shop here, too-- but get over it! This is perfect for us: it's the only shop close by with quality heavy-duty leotards. "
I didn't ask why Jack knew about the heavy-duty leotards or the drag queen thing-- I figured there are some details better left explored later.
We dashed into the shop, and a hungry looking clerk hovered over us the moment we sauntered in. Jack shooed her away, and she sniffed twice, then turned away a big huff.
"We don't need her assistance," Jack said. "She has no style-- that menswear for women look just isn't flattering on her body-type: she should go with something more feminine."
I looked down at my purple and white striped shirt and tight jeans. Frankly, I wondered what he thought of my fashion sense. And I was beginning to wonder about Jack: his obsession with fashion worried me.
"I think this is your color," Jack said, grabbing a shiny black and yellow body-hugging number. He never overlooked a chance to touch me: he brushed the back of his hand over my chest and let it linger just a bit longer than necessary. "Not much protection, but I kind of like seeing those freckles on your chest, and it looks like it will hug that mighty-fine ass of yours nicely-- at least it will cover that tattoo. And I think the yellow brings out the highlights in your hair and the amber in your eyes," he said, herding me over to the full length mirror. He stood me hind me nice and snug, arm around me, holding the body suit tight to the front of me while rubbing his crotch into my ass crack from behind. The clerk gave us a disgusted frown. "What do you think?" Jack said. "You think we should get matching outfits?"
"I think I'll take it." I trusted Jack's fashion sense. That and we were running out of time. I knew Jack would love to continue shopping and gyrating against me, but we needed to get our priorities straight. "We better hurry. Saving the world comes first. Buying matching superhero apparel, second."
"Ok, ok," Jack said, shoving the outfit into my chest. "I thought maybe we could fit a quickie in the schedule. I guess we don't have enough time. I'll pick something out fast." He rushed to the racks and rifled through the garish selection while I tapped my shoes impatiently. Jack looked disdainfully down at them. "Boots! You can't wear those Bozo things! Grab some real boots, over there!" he pointed.
I got some nice black fitted leather ones, hugged my calves nicely. I got a pair for Jack, too-- hoped I guessed the right size-- his feet were big, and you know what they say about the size of men's feet? I turned around, and stopped, my mouth flapped wide open like a carp's. Jack was holding this incredible cornflower and powder blue bodysuit with matching gloves up tight to body.
"You like it?"
I got hard just imagining him in it.
"Sold!" I said.
We threw our clothes on the counter and paid with my American Express Card.
Glad I didn't leave home without it.
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Author's note to fun: In case you missed george66's illustrations from Part
10, here they are in all their glory. They're by an artist named Patrick Fillion. Here's the link George gave too, but understand that is leads to explicit material and isn't work safe...
http://www.classcomics.com/ccn/
George liked the more "feline" version of Jack in this one.
This is the picture George originally posted on DC. I like this the best. The bulges are a hoot!
Nefarious-- without the furry...
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This shopping scene is hilarious, I can just image what they look like in there. Hot, in a hurry, some world saving to get done, jeez.... hope they will have time for just a tiny bit of boy on boy action while they are getting dressed.
As for the pics? Love them.
Have a wonderful 2009!
love
Anna
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With only a hour to save the world, they'll have to wait until later for that boy on boy action.
Thanks, Anna
el
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el
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---Ah yes, this is a sad but true fact of life. But I am sure that they will suffer nobly. (Or perhaps not..>)
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Always wondered where those superheroes got those costumes. At costume shops, where else?!! Wait, how did the costume-makers know what they were supposed to look like? Or, were the types of superhero designed by the fashion industry first? I'm so confused. And we've been deceived, anyway. The ones in the movies didn't have...umm...never mind!
Happy New Year!
Hugs, Leslie
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Thanks, Leslie. You have a Happy New Year, too.
el
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Interesting cod pieces on those suits. Hope they dont
hit someone unintentially, and break someones,,,whatever with them. LOL. janice
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Thanks for reading, and George will appreciate you're liking the costumes!
el
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And the pics are just perfect! \o/
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Thanks, Kate.
el
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I love this story EL :D
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I wonder if armani is paying attention :D
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Linda
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big shoes!!!lol.(remembered Notting Hill)
yes costumes!!!the more colorful the better.i find it cute Jack choosing one for Ennis and explaining why it's the right choice. :D
thank you.
p.s. i like the new layout. :]
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Jack has the fashion sense. He'll get Ennis all hot for Nefarious (now that didn't come out right).
And glad you liked the new layout. I needed a change for the new year
el
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(Anonymous) 2009-01-02 01:10 am (UTC)(link)Sue
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love,
el
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Thank you and a happy 2009 to you!
HT
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Thanks,
el
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George rules!
Sorry it takes me a long time to finally catch up with this oh-so-delicious story of yours! I can't stop smiling and it's what I need today :)
xxx
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*winks*
el
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You are killin me
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Thanks for reading and taking time to comment.
love,
el
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So many highlights!
The opening sentence was sensational "One hour?" Jack said. "That gives us about a half an hour to shop, ten to change, fifteen minutes to locate Nefarious' evil lair, four minutes for witty banter, and five minutes to find, then disengage the doomsday devise." especially the four minutes of witty banter.
Jack has great fashion sense from him choosing Ennis's outfit "I think this is your color," ...And I think the yellow brings out the highlights in your hair and the amber in your eyes," to his own "cornflower and powder blue bodysuit with matching gloves up tight to body." suit. This was just marvelous.
And I thank you and George for the amazing illustrations.
Lorna
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I liked "the highlights in your hair," but just added in the "amber in your eyes," before posting the chapter. I thought it needed something extra. We know what Ennis thinks of Jack, but this was a way for the reader to understand that Jack thinks of Ennis is a romantic sense...
Thank George for the illustrations!
el
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...four minutes for witty banter...
LOL. And "House of Newmar" is too funny. The clock is ticking - what a fun ride :) And thanks to George for the awesome pics - if these two can't save the world, no one can! Thanks and I hope 2009 brings you all good things.
Marie
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Happy New Year to you. And thanks!
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I'm dating myself with that, aren't I? LOL. Yeah, I don't think anyone wore that Catwoman costume better than her!
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Fab, looking forward to more:)))
Hugs
Joanne XXX
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Have no fear, they'll put those bulges to good use!
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Hot outfits
Re: Hot outfits
Thanks, Joe. I'll see if we can dig you up one of those costumes...
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I'm hoping to post the next chapter this weekend on this. Thanks, Alex!
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New chapter posted, but just groping-- no fucking!
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:))
The guys look good! ;)
thanks x the update,
fl.
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el