happy_never_after: (the weathermen)
happy_never_after ([personal profile] happy_never_after) wrote2009-01-01 01:28 pm

The Weathermen Part 11

Part 11

"One hour?" Jack said. "That gives us about a half an hour to shop, ten to change, fifteen minutes to locate Nefarious' evil lair, four minutes for witty banter, and five minutes to find, then disengage the doomsday devise."

"Wait a moment. Shop?" I asked. "Why do we need to shop?"

"Well, we can't go dressed like this! I'm not flying the friendly skies again in the altogether-- too cold-- and you know what they say about shrinkage."

"Fine," I said, setting the timer on my watch. I relinquished myself into Jack's able fashion hands. "But we've already wasted six minutes. We'll have to be quick finding her heinous hideout! Let's get shopping!"

We rushed to the elevator, out the front doors and into the chaotic streets of the city. I looked to Jack-- he seemed to know where he was going.

"Follow me," Jack said. I did, racing behind him in that great fitted suit he still had on from his weather forecast. God, he was hot. I was so busy thinking about those strong thighs that I plowed into him when he stopped short in front of me.

I stood dumbfounded, staring up at the blinking neon sign and into the gaudy storefront window. "House of Newmar? B-but this is a--"

"Dance and costume and apparel shop," Jack nodded, opening the door, then pulling me along by the arm. "I know all the drag queens shop here, too-- but get over it! This is perfect for us: it's the only shop close by with quality heavy-duty leotards. "  

I didn't ask why Jack knew about the heavy-duty leotards or the drag queen thing-- I figured there are some details better left explored later.

We dashed into the shop, and a hungry looking clerk  hovered over us the moment we sauntered in. Jack shooed her away, and she sniffed twice, then turned away a big huff. 

"We don't need her assistance," Jack said. "She has no style-- that menswear for women look just isn't flattering on her body-type: she should go with something more feminine."

I looked down at my purple and white striped shirt and tight jeans. Frankly, I wondered what he thought of my fashion sense. And I was beginning to wonder about Jack: his obsession with fashion worried me. 

"I think this is your color," Jack said, grabbing a shiny black and yellow body-hugging number. He never overlooked a chance to touch me: he brushed the back of his hand over my chest and let it linger just a bit longer than necessary. "Not much protection, but I kind of like seeing those freckles on your chest, and it looks like it will hug that mighty-fine ass of yours nicely-- at least it will cover that tattoo. And I think the yellow brings out the highlights in your hair and the amber in your eyes," he said, herding me over to the full length mirror. He stood me hind me nice and snug, arm around me, holding the body suit tight to the front of me while rubbing his crotch into my ass crack from behind. The clerk gave us a disgusted frown. "What do you think?" Jack said. "You think we should get matching outfits?"

"I think I'll take it." I trusted Jack's fashion sense. That and we were running out of time. I knew Jack would love to continue shopping and gyrating against me, but we needed to get our priorities straight. "We better hurry. Saving the world comes first. Buying matching superhero apparel, second."

"Ok, ok," Jack said, shoving the outfit into my chest. "I thought maybe we could fit a quickie in the schedule. I guess we don't have enough time. I'll pick something out fast." He rushed to the racks and rifled through the garish selection while I tapped my shoes impatiently. Jack looked disdainfully down at them. "Boots! You can't wear those Bozo things! Grab some real boots, over there!" he pointed.

I got some nice black fitted leather ones, hugged my calves nicely. I got a pair for Jack, too-- hoped I guessed the right size-- his feet were big, and you know what they say about the size of men's feet? I turned around, and stopped, my mouth flapped wide open like a carp's. Jack was holding this incredible cornflower and powder blue bodysuit with matching gloves up tight to body. 

"You like it?"

I got hard just imagining him in it. 

"Sold!" I said.

We threw our clothes on the counter and paid with my American Express Card. 

Glad I didn't leave home without it.

 *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 

Author's note to fun: In case you missed [livejournal.com profile] george66's illustrations from Part 10, here they are in all their glory. They're by an artist named Patrick Fillion. Here's the link George gave too, but understand that is leads to explicit material and isn't work safe...

http://www.classcomics.com/ccn/

George liked the more "feline" version of Jack in this one.

This is the picture George originally posted on DC. I like this the best. The bulges are a hoot!

Nefarious-- without the furry...

[identity profile] browneyes67.livejournal.com 2009-01-01 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Yesssssssss... some of these awfully hot supermen going for some action sure makes this first day of the year a good day indeed.
This shopping scene is hilarious, I can just image what they look like in there. Hot, in a hurry, some world saving to get done, jeez.... hope they will have time for just a tiny bit of boy on boy action while they are getting dressed.

As for the pics? Love them.

Have a wonderful 2009!
love
Anna

[identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad I made your first day of the year!

With only a hour to save the world, they'll have to wait until later for that boy on boy action.

Thanks, Anna

el

[identity profile] samtyr.livejournal.com 2009-01-01 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
What a great way to start the new year! I love this so much -- WIN! I love the pics too, especially the hint of feline (or should I say peredhel) in the first pic, too. O;) Either way, I am looking forward to them saving the world, so they can, um, er, *relax and celebrate* afterward. (Yeah, that's right -- relax and celebrate, yup.)

[identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know that they'll be doing much relaxing (maybe after the celebrating part). Saving the world can be such a burden-- always gets in the way of important things, like hot man-sex.

el

[identity profile] samtyr.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Saving the world can be such a burden-- always gets in the way of important things, like hot man-sex.

---Ah yes, this is a sad but true fact of life. But I am sure that they will suffer nobly. (Or perhaps not..>)

[identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, there's never enough time ;)

[identity profile] l-rabbit.livejournal.com 2009-01-01 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha Ha Ha! LOL! Hee Hee!

Always wondered where those superheroes got those costumes. At costume shops, where else?!! Wait, how did the costume-makers know what they were supposed to look like? Or, were the types of superhero designed by the fashion industry first? I'm so confused. And we've been deceived, anyway. The ones in the movies didn't have...umm...never mind!

Happy New Year!

Hugs, Leslie

[identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I think most superheroes either make their costumes themselves or have them made specifically for them. The fellows were in a pinch, so they had to resort to costumes off the rack. Good think Jack knows how to mix and match...


Thanks, Leslie. You have a Happy New Year, too.

el

[identity profile] ifyoucantfixit2.livejournal.com 2009-01-01 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)



Interesting cod pieces on those suits. Hope they dont
hit someone unintentially, and break someones,,,whatever with them. LOL. janice

[identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I won't worry about their super-fifth appendage getting damaged-- those codpiece are housing precious cargo. Besides with their super-strong bodies of iron, I'd be more concerned about what's in those cod pieces smashing through ;)

[identity profile] maeglian.livejournal.com 2009-01-01 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. This continues to be a hoot and a half. It sure keeps creating the most interesting visuals in my mind. And now with those drawings! Those bulges - wow. WMDs, right there in plain view! Almost.

[identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
It's better than flying naked ;)

Thanks for reading, and George will appreciate you're liking the costumes!

el

[identity profile] equally-dour.livejournal.com 2009-01-01 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack's fashion sense is awesome! And he knows what's important because half of a Super Hero's status comes from his costume. :D

And the pics are just perfect! \o/

[identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
You're so right. What would Superman be with out his cape and Batman without those bat boots?

Thanks, Kate.

el

[identity profile] trekfan.livejournal.com 2009-01-01 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy COW! such tight fitting suits. But of course it's what the best dressed crime fighters are wearing right?

I love this story EL :D


[identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy Cow, trekfan! Stay turned to the same Weatherman time and Weatherman channel to find out how the best-dressed crime fighters solve this riddle!

el

[identity profile] trekfan.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL love ya El you make me laugh

I wonder if armani is paying attention :D

[identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe they can commission Armani to make custom outfits.

[identity profile] trekfan.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
hey now that's a plan! I mean what IS the latest crime fighter wearing these days (and S&M lover too)

Linda

[identity profile] anony-mouse19.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
his feet were big, and you know what they say about the size of men's feet?
big shoes!!!lol.(remembered Notting Hill)

yes costumes!!!the more colorful the better.i find it cute Jack choosing one for Ennis and explaining why it's the right choice. :D

thank you.
p.s. i like the new layout. :]

[identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, that big feet joke has been around long before Notting Hill. Frankly, I always knew the Hobbits had really big peckers...

Jack has the fashion sense. He'll get Ennis all hot for Nefarious (now that didn't come out right).

And glad you liked the new layout. I needed a change for the new year

el

(Anonymous) 2009-01-02 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
I love this story, it's unique and funny and well written. Sorry I've never commented before!

Sue

[identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, Sue. Glad you came out and commented!

el

[identity profile] annabuffy.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
I love this story, it's so campy. Love the superhero suit shopping before saving the world. Jack's fashion sense is the best. Happy New Year!!

[identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Campy is the perfect description for this. Thanks so much for taking time to comment.

love,
el

[identity profile] bentgyro.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
This whole story is soooo funny! Can't wait for more!
Thank you and a happy 2009 to you!
HT

[identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Will be posting more very soon too. They must find the evil lair!

Thanks,

el

[identity profile] fridayblues.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
LOL
George rules!
Sorry it takes me a long time to finally catch up with this oh-so-delicious story of yours! I can't stop smiling and it's what I need today :)
xxx

[identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, I like George's fashion sense-- it most definitely inspired this part of the story! Glad to cheer you up today. Hope you're doing well.

*winks*

el

[identity profile] rouxb.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
If all superheros were this sexy and horny (and Jack and Ennis) I'd be living at the comic book store.

You are killin me

[identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You'd be surprised what superhero are up to in their off time ;)

Thanks for reading and taking time to comment.

love,
el

[identity profile] lorna59.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
This story just gets better and better.

So many highlights!

The opening sentence was sensational "One hour?" Jack said. "That gives us about a half an hour to shop, ten to change, fifteen minutes to locate Nefarious' evil lair, four minutes for witty banter, and five minutes to find, then disengage the doomsday devise." especially the four minutes of witty banter.


Jack has great fashion sense from him choosing Ennis's outfit "I think this is your color," ...And I think the yellow brings out the highlights in your hair and the amber in your eyes," to his own "cornflower and powder blue bodysuit with matching gloves up tight to body." suit. This was just marvelous.

And I thank you and George for the amazing illustrations.

Lorna

[identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you enjoyed this, Lorna. I got a kick out of writing the "witty banter" part since it's so true. The good guy and bad guy always do that, don't they?

I liked "the highlights in your hair," but just added in the "amber in your eyes," before posting the chapter. I thought it needed something extra. We know what Ennis thinks of Jack, but this was a way for the reader to understand that Jack thinks of Ennis is a romantic sense...

Thank George for the illustrations!

el

[identity profile] mariez65.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
What a great way to start 2009!

...four minutes for witty banter...

LOL. And "House of Newmar" is too funny. The clock is ticking - what a fun ride :) And thanks to George for the awesome pics - if these two can't save the world, no one can! Thanks and I hope 2009 brings you all good things.

Marie

[identity profile] elwings-things.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I wondered if anyone would get the allusion to Julie Newmar. Thanks, Marie!

Happy New Year to you. And thanks!

[identity profile] mariez65.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
I wondered if anyone would get the allusion to Julie Newmar.

I'm dating myself with that, aren't I? LOL. Yeah, I don't think anyone wore that Catwoman costume better than her!


[identity profile] el-wing.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Dates me too, but with age comes wisdom (or at least that's what I've been told, although I'm often deluded).

[identity profile] bagel1.livejournal.com 2009-01-02 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy crap the illustrations are amazing.....I reckon you should get a comic out on these to gorgeously gay superheroes, ye sir reeeeee! I love Ennis' sense of humours and Jack is just adorable with great fashion sense I have to say:))) Now that they have the suits and the bulges I hope that they're not afraid to use them, *Evil Grin*

Fab, looking forward to more:)))

Hugs

Joanne XXX

[identity profile] el-wing.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, thanks! Can't take credit for finding those illustrations though-- I have George to thank for that.

Have no fear, they'll put those bulges to good use!

el

Hot outfits

[identity profile] joetheone.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I love the outfits where can we get those? LOL oh my 20 years ago yeah I could but not today but the dream is still present. Joe

Re: Hot outfits

[identity profile] el-wing.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
HA! Very cool, right?

Thanks, Joe. I'll see if we can dig you up one of those costumes...

[identity profile] mariska-to.livejournal.com 2009-01-03 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmm... ;)

[identity profile] el-wing.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] rt-in-town.livejournal.com 2009-01-06 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh heh, I'm smiling at the image of Jack's fashion sense, and the costume shop being responsible for their superhero attire. But now that Ennis has seen Jack in his own skin tight outfit, I can't imagine that he's going to be able to refrain from groping and rubbing and doing other things to Jack's tight ass either in return! Jack's minute by minute rundown of their scheduled confrontation with the villain doesn't seem to afford time for a quickie either, but maybe Ennis can take him by surprise! * :) *

[identity profile] el-wing.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
I will be hard for Ennis to practice restraint but sometimes superheroes must make personal sacrifices ;) Jack might not be able to contain himself though!

I'm hoping to post the next chapter this weekend on this. Thanks, Alex!

[identity profile] rt-in-town.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
Jack's already had his turn plenty, now I want to see his superhero butt getting fucked but good! I confess I'm unable to understand or sympathize with an Ennis who doesn't get driven to wild and extreme initiative by the proximity of a Jack in tights.... don't make us wait too long, please!

[identity profile] el-wing.livejournal.com 2009-01-10 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Have no fear-- Ennis will be fucking Jack's super butt soon :)

New chapter posted, but just groping-- no fucking!

[identity profile] fl1789.livejournal.com 2009-01-08 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
mmmm....
:))

The guys look good! ;)

thanks x the update,


fl.

[identity profile] el-wing.livejournal.com 2009-01-09 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks, they do look good, don't they!

el