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"Welcome to my evil lair." Her voice hummed, deep and rich like Lauren Becall's. She slinked over to us, tapping her whip against her long thigh. She was more exotic in person-- her hair wild flames, her eyes black coals and lips like fire. She stopped in front of Jack, nose to nose, and studied him like a sadistic schoolmarm. Then she turned to me.
"Interesting outfits," she said, running her whip up the inside of my thigh. "But rather gay, don't you think?"
"Hey!" Jack hissed. "Hands off the merchandise!"
"I told you we shouldn't have bought the costumes at the House of Newmar," I said.
She flicked the whip against my crotch.
I scanned the room. Nothing I could see that would deploy any heinous weapon. We had less than ten minutes left.
"Where is this so-called doomsday device?" I ventured.
"Yes, you would like to know that, wouldn't you?" she smiled slyly at me, then licked my nose. "It's safely hidden away, but tell you what--" she purred, "I might forgo destroying Shag Island if we have a friendly 'shag' between us. How about a little ménage à trois? Don't wait too long-- time's running out."
"Never," Jack said, crossing his arms. "I'm not sharing."
"W-wait a minute, Jack," I said. "M-my Great Aunt Emma lives on Shag Island!"
"I said no."
"What ever happened to make love not war?" she countered. "Very well. If that's your decision, there is no sense waiting."
She pulled out her cell phone. Her long, acrylic nails caressed it.
"An iPhone?" I said. "You're using an iPhone?"
"You didn't think I'd use a BlackBerry for such a sensitive operation?"
Jack was quick, but not quick enough; he snatched at the phone but missed. I went after her at the same time and wrestled her to the floor. Man, she had large breasts. Jack had her in a head lock and was trying to pry the phone from her hand when two armed goons rushed in: one, a mammoth of a man, dressed all in black; the other, a willowy fellow in white.
"Get off," she yelled. "Or I will destroy Shag Island! Only I know the code for the frequency to release the Furry Ray! I have only one more number to enter and that will be the end for Great Aunt Emma."
"But we have nine minutes left!"
Their submachine guns were leveled at our heads. I reckoned that this wasn't the time to find out if we were bulletproof or not. We both released her and stepped back.
She stood up slowly. "Yin! Yang! Take our captives to the control center so they may witness the full power of the Furry Ray!"
"What?!" I said. "You said if we released you, you won't do it!"
Jack rolled his eyes at me. "And you believed her?"
"I wasn't lying," she said to Jack. "I simply told you I wouldn't do it then, but now I've changed my mind. There's a price for doubting me. Yin, Yang, tie this blue-eyed hottie on top of the ray."
Yin had Jack by the arm with the muzzle of the gun under his chin. Yang smacked me in the head with the butt of his gun.
She slinked up to Jack and leaned into him. "It's not too late." I heard her whisper to Jack before they led us away. "I will spare your life and the lives of all on Shag Island-- one night. Me. You. And your handsome friend."
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Will Jack agree to a threesome? Can Ennis save his Great Aunt Emma? What's the frequency, Kenneth? Find out the answer to these and many other questions in the next installment of: The Weathermen.
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so when is the next installment and will it be on at the same BAT time Same BAT channel? (am I dating myself :P)
Hugs
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And yes, it will be at the same Bat Time and same bat channel!
Thanks!
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Tracy
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Amazing how this story can be so sexy and funny at the same time.
Thanks, Tracy-- I aim to please!
el
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the most wakadoodled story ever written for this fandome. I
love these. They are the greatest fun. It is just the very best to see every time they come up. Thanks for all the crazy
antics. love Janice
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Thanks so much for reading.
el
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Marie
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love,
el
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She stopped in front of Jack, nose to nose, and studied him like a sadistic schoolmarm.
My, you don't picutre sadistic and schoolmarm together usually, but I like it!
. . . then licked my nose.
Eeeewwww! That reminds me of Beetlejuice when the wife licked her husband's nose. That's what everyone's reaction in the theater was! Ick!
OMG, this is so much fun. I was just thinking about it and when you might start posting it again.
This reminds me of a mix of the old Batman television show and the Austin Powers movies.
Yay! This is fun!!!
Teri
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Thanks, Teri. I like your comparison to Batman and Austin Powers. I like both camp and crazy.
This is so much fun to write, and I know I get carried away at times, but hey, it all works out.
el
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fuck aunt Emma! I bet the boys will figure out to do :)
thanks x the update!!
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Thanks for reading.
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I'm not saying yet how this will turn out! (because I don't even know yet)
thanks for commenting!
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And I vote for a threesome, too. I'm just thinking about Great Aunt Emma's well being, that is all. :P
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Thanks for reading!
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Thanks!
HT
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el
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...for the sake of poor Aunt Emma, of course.
I'd miss her. *sniff*
Thanks for sharing!
*hugs*
B.
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Thanks for reading,
el
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Thanks very much.
Lorna
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thanks,
el